⚔️4. The Book of Prophecies

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4.1 The Oracle of Shiba: Legend has it that the Oracle of Shiba, a wise doge with diamond paws, foretells the future. His prophecies are cryptic tweets, deciphered by memelinguists. “Buy the dip,” he barks. “Much wow. Such moon.”

4.2 The Fibonacci FOMO: Traders consult ancient scrolls, seeking Fibonacci retracement levels. “When the golden ratio aligns with the Dogecoin chart,” they whisper, “the Book of Halving shall ascend.”